More bad limerics :)

Terrible rhymes ahead ... you have been warned :P

There once was a young man named Georg,
who was built like a perfectly made cyborg,
he had this great smirk,
much more than a quirk,
girls looked and went straight to the mor'gue

There once was a young man named Gus,
who lived on a bloody great bus,
Georg was his mate
and they always shagged late
until someone made a big fuss